The DoubleShot Duathlon isn’t for girls, but it sure seems to be turning into a ladies’ race. Where are the men? Are they too cowardly to come out and take on the women and the woods and the rocky trails that the DoubleShot Duathlon has come to be known for? The ladies are throwing down the guantlet.
The 2010 DoubleShot Duathlon is an OFF-ROAD race on dirt singletrack with plenty of rocks and roots. The race is on October 2 at Osage Hills State Park. The race will start at 9a when I fire my .357 magnum. You will run approximately 5 kilometers, ride your mountain bike (while wearing a helmet) 15 kilometers, and then run another 5k. We quote the race in kilometers because it sounds further and when you tell your friends about it you sound tougher.
You will set up your bike and gear in the transition area prior to the race and then change shoes twice (please don’t disrobe unless you’re hot). Accurate and immediate chip timing. There will be prize money for the overall female and male winners, primes for the fastest bike and run, other weird prizes, finisher medals, lots of giveaways, free hotdogs and beer.
Your picture will be taken on the course, which you can purchase if you want to show your boy(or girl)friend how badass you are.
And if you want, you can compete on a team, where one person runs and the other person rides.
I promise a fun and entertaining atmosphere.
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